im laughing so much a group of really loud boys sat down next to us in mcdonalds and one of them just picked up his burger and said to his friends “i bet i can put this whole thing in my mouth” and my mom turned to me and said “well we know who the gay one is” and they heard her and none of them have said a word since
And now, a Baby Otter.
I KNEW I COULD HAVE ONE !!
oh god the bbyyyy
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